Archive for the 'Mr. Hankie the Yankee Douche' Category
You Knew It Was Coming
2 Comments Published by Yigael Yadin March 16th, 2008 in Lunatics, Mr. Hankie the Yankee Douche, Rays, Yankees, Douchebags, WhinersIt was only a matter of time until everyone’s favorite blubbering idiot jumped into the ongoing Yankees-Rays spring training brouhaha. Mr. Hankie had this laughable suggestion for all you mid- to small-market to not-completely-money-engorged franchises out there:
“I don’t want these teams in general to forget who subsidizes a lot of them, and it’s the […]
The Yankee Douche Strikes Again
1 Comment Published by Yigael Yadin March 1st, 2008 in Mr. Hankie the Yankee Douche, Fans, Lunatics, Yankees, Whiners, Douchebags, Red SoxWow.
“Red Sox Nation?” What a bunch of [expletive] that is,” [Steinbrenner] said in an interview with The New York Times’ Play magazine. “That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans.
“Go anywhere in America and you won’t see Red Sox hats and jackets, you’ll see Yankee hats […]
Mr. Hanky, the Voice of Reason?
3 Comments Published by Andrew Johnson February 19th, 2008 in Fans, PEDs, Mr. Hankie the Yankee DoucheProving that if you say enough crazy shit eventually you’ll make sense, Hank Steinbrenner became the champion of one of my favorite causes today:
“I don’t like baseball being singled out,” the New York Yankees senior vice president said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press on Monday night.
“Everybody that knows sports knows football is […]
God Help the English Premier League
0 Comments Published by Andrew Johnson February 1st, 2008 in Mr. Hankie the Yankee Douche, non-baseball relatedRan into this over at Bill Simmons’ weekly links on ESPN. In this story about an American consortium (from Detroit?) purchasing cellar-dwelling Derby County (who my favorite team managed to actually lose to this year), is a note about Mr. Hanky considering investing in Prem side Tottenham Hotspur.
The Steinbrenners getting involved in the Premiership is […]
It’s 2008 and Hank Steinbrenner Is Still a Clown
0 Comments Published by Andrew Johnson January 4th, 2008 in Mr. Hankie the Yankee Douche, Twins, Yankees, Red SoxHere’s your latest non-update on the Johan Santana sweepstakes courtesy of Hank “Yes, I’m Enjoying My Time in the Spotlight, Thank You Very Much” Steinbrenner and the New York Daily News:
“I think the Twins realize our offer is the best one,” Steinbrenner said Wednesday in a telephone interview. “I feel confident they’re not going to […]
Yom Kippur’s Not Going to be Fun Next Year
2 Comments Published by Yigael Yadin December 4th, 2007 in Mr. Hankie the Yankee Douche, Jews, Dumb GMs, Front office rumblingsFar be it from me to besmirch the memory of the greatest Jewish pitcher of all-time, one of the top two Jewish baseball players of all-time (including the original Hebrew Hammer and a man deserving of the name Hank, Hank Greenberg), and probably one of the top ten Jewish athletes since Jesus (walking on water […]
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