Archive for the 'Marlins' Category
They Should Call It “The Aquarium”
0 Comments Published by Yigael Yadin February 18th, 2008 in Fans, Marlins, Stadiums, MLB newsGood news for Fish fans. It looks like the Marlins and the City of Miami are finally going agree to a deal for the construction of a baseball stadium. This has been something the Marlins have been demanding since they were founded, it seems like, and for the last few years rumors have […]
This Is Why (Besides Jeffrey Loria) the Florida Marlins Are Going to Be the San Antonio Marlins
1 Comment Published by Andrew Johnson February 6th, 2008 in Marlins, Mets, non-baseball related, Red SoxPedro Martinez was forced to wait for a table for like 30 minutes at a posh Miami nightspot, while Star Jones … Star *Fucking* Jones cruised right by and got a table immediately. Oh the humanity.
Star Jones contributions to society are being a vapid cow on a man-hating show called “The View” and now, um, […]
Real Life Imitates ‘Major League’
0 Comments Published by Andrew Johnson December 6th, 2007 in Movies, Marlins, Stadiums, Douchebags, Front office rumblingsWhen they release the Criterion Collection version of ‘Major League,’ I hope one of the special features is an alternate ending that tracks the 2008 Marlins. There’s no doubt now after the Miguel Cabrera deal that Florida owner Jeffrey Loria is deliberately trying to execute fictional Indians owner Rachel Phelps plan: “Looking at a small […]
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