Comments on: You Knew It Was Coming http://defensive-indifference.com/2008/03/16/you-knew-it-was-coming/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:59:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: Nick http://defensive-indifference.com/2008/03/16/you-knew-it-was-coming/#comment-235 Nick Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:29:43 +0000 http://defensive-indifference.com/2008/03/16/you-knew-it-was-coming/#comment-235 All other Major League teams beware—the next time you fuck with Shelley Duncan or Frankie Cervelli, the Yankees militia will be coming your way to deliver some mafia justice on your ass. And we're not talking beanballs and spikes-first slides, we're talking straight up killers like Paul O'Neill and Scott Brosius coming to your house at night and executing your firstborn child. You've been forewarned. P.S. Thanks for putting the image of a nude Hank Steinbrenner in my head, I don't think I'll be able to eat for the next week. All other Major League teams beware—the next time you fuck with Shelley Duncan or Frankie Cervelli, the Yankees militia will be coming your way to deliver some mafia justice on your ass. And we’re not talking beanballs and spikes-first slides, we’re talking straight up killers like Paul O’Neill and Scott Brosius coming to your house at night and executing your firstborn child.

You’ve been forewarned.

P.S. Thanks for putting the image of a nude Hank Steinbrenner in my head, I don’t think I’ll be able to eat for the next week.

]]> By: Yigael Yadin http://defensive-indifference.com/2008/03/16/you-knew-it-was-coming/#comment-232 Yigael Yadin Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:30:38 +0000 http://defensive-indifference.com/2008/03/16/you-knew-it-was-coming/#comment-232 Another gem of a quote from Hank: "There are going to be problems, especially if they go after our stars," Steinbrenner added. "It's not going to be tolerated. We never have done it to them. It's just not going to happen anymore." Um, which stars would those be? <a href="http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=2588" rel="nofollow">Francisco Cervelli</a>? <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/d/duncash01.shtml" rel="nofollow">Shelley Duncan</a>? I must have missed their promotion from mediocrity to starhood. Another gem of a quote from Hank:

“There are going to be problems, especially if they go after our stars,” Steinbrenner added. “It’s not going to be tolerated. We never have done it to them. It’s just not going to happen anymore.”

Um, which stars would those be? Francisco Cervelli? Shelley Duncan? I must have missed their promotion from mediocrity to starhood.

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