Clay Buchholz Is Maybe, Probably Tapping That (But Really Probably Not Is; Just Enjoy the Pic, Pervs)
Via With Leather (via Barstool Sports) comes a highly suspect story that we’re going to treat as fact from a Barstool reader about Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson dating DI favorite Clay Buchholz. Apparently it was on the Howard Stern show, details schmetails. I guess this settles the Joba Chamberlain-Clay Buchholz debate for good.*
You have no idea how hard it was to find a picture of this chick with all her clothes on. These are the type of sacrifices I make for you the readers. It’s a thankless job, but someone’s gotta do it.
*Yeah, I really just wanted to post a picture of Miss Ellyson. Meow.
UPDATE: Clay’s dad Skip (??) confirmed it on the radio yesterday. “It doesn’t surprise me any,” said Clay’s dad. “Last year up in Boston he was dating a Victoria’s Secret model, so he’s moving up the ladder . . . . I mean, he’s got pretty good taste.”
By ladder, I can only assume that old Skip-o was referring to the infamous ladder theory. Anyway, Clay is certainly moving up the “ladder.” A few years ago he was stealing laptops, now he’s stealing the hearts of hotties. (See what I did there.)