Red Sox Scout Caught Scouting Some Underage Hotties
I wonder if Chris Hansen was there. Why don’t you have a seat, Jesse Levis.
Red Sox scout Jesse Levis has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after an incident at a hotel, according to a police report.
The incident occurred Sunday night in Port St. Lucie in a hotel room that looked out on a pool where two teenage girls saw him, the report said.
This reminds me of that scene from the critically-acclaimed Chris Farley and David Spade blockbuster, “Tommy Boy”, except maybe thirty times creepier. Yikes. I mean, I imagine months on the road scouting can be tough, but come on, at least have the decency to keep your perviness confined to your computer.
OK, I was going to make a bunch of dick jokes about this in another post, but fuck it. Here goes:
1. I guess Mr. Levis has a real eye for the high school talent.
Moving on, did you see that Felix Pie will miss a few days with a twisted testicle. Yeoww.
1. What is with the Cubs? First Michael Barrett ruptures his testicles, then Pie twists his. These guys are real - wait for it - BALLbusters.
2. Congratulations Chicago Cubs, not only have you mastered a century of losing, but you’ve also figured out the only bad way to bust a nut.
I’ll be here all week.
Yeah, I hear those girls had great makeup. Real 5-tool athletes, definitely an 80 on the scouting scales.