They Should Call It “The Aquarium”

Good news for Fish fans. It looks like the Marlins and the City of Miami are finally going agree to a deal for the construction of a baseball stadium. This has been something the Marlins have been demanding since they were founded, it seems like, and for the last few years rumors have been abounding that Jeff Loria was going to move the franchise if a stadium deal wasn’t reached. This is a good thing for everyone, especially the Marlins who need to get out of Dolphins Stadium. It’s about time one of the more successful teams of the last decade, based on World Series wins, got it’s own modern, baseball-only ballpark. Now it will be up to the “fans” to, you know, actually show up on a regular basis. Because this shit won’t fly in a brand-new, state-of-the-art stadium:

I mean, your team did just win the World Frickin’ Series 4 years ago. Have some self-respect.

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