Defensive Indifference

Yes, John Kruk was on a full episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sunday night. No it didn’t make any sense. Did you honestly expect anything different?

Carl: Kruk from the Phils? Dude, I hit you with a battery in ‘89, you remember.
Kruk: D-Cell, yeah I still got the scar, and I still use that battery, thanks man
Carl: I gotta tell you I spent like three nights in the clink because of that, but it was soooo worth it just to see you drop to your knees in anguish. So what are you doing here man, hanging with these whores. Yeahhhhh.

Now if only someone could toss a battery at Kruk on Baseball Tonight every time he looks at the wrong camera or says Randy Johnson will win 30 games.*

*In all seriousness, it’s pretty cool for Kruker to appear on ATHF and it’s especially funny when he calls Carl an asshole. Carl is an asshole. Giants suck.