Mmmmmm. Sandwich

Eric Gagne is going to be a Brewer. Thanks for mopping up a couple of playoff games, blowing Game 2 of the ALCS and single-handedly keeping the Red Sox from their first 100-win season in my lifetime! And thanks mostly for taking your stench elsewhere and turning into a sandwich pick. May you someday be Clay Buchholz! And enjoy the poutine in Milwaukee.
Sounds like someone’s afraid of the AL East. Way to move to the worst division in baseball, wuss.