Jake Peavy Loves Fat Chicks
I mean check out the moo cow’s ear he’s licking on his hunting trip to Illinois with fellow NL ace Roy Oswalt.

*Author’s Note: Not that I’m one to judge because a. I’m in the midst of quite a drought (I’m a blogger what do you expect) and b. if tubby-faced girls are what it takes for him to keep putting up miniscule ERAs and striking out 8,000 dudes a season, that’s fine for me and my fantasy team.
And if you don’t believe that’s them, then wander over to The Big Lead and check out the other photos that show Peavy and Oswalt’s faces much more clearly.