Defensive Indifference

Yesterday, you got a post all about Aubrey Huff jerking off , ordering lots of hotel room porn on the road and banging over 300 women. (Pansy. If I was a pro ballplayer making millions I would plow through that many chicks in a season, forget about ever.) Now we’ve got something (not someone) that will make you never ever want to jerk off again. And irony of ironies it comes from Playboy (although it should be pointed out Playboy did allow this thing to pose nude on its pages).

The Raptor known as Jeanne Zelasko is one of 12 finalists for the smutty magazine’s annual Sexiest Sportscaster Award.

What in the name of Dick Pole got her in the door? Was it her Adam’s Apple? Her appearance as an extra in Jurassic Park? Apparently sexy in Hugh Hefner speak means things that make you want to castrate yourself.

Or maybe not. I mean the rest of the list is decent. Glad to see Rachel Nichols on there and especially Hazel Mae. I’m sure Yigael would prefer that this lady was one of the final 12. Frankly, so would I. She seems perky, has a good on-camera presence, is good at her job and she’s never banged Eric Byrnes.

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